I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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