All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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