I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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