what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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