Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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