There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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