We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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