youre lurking in front of me
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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