I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fuck appropriateness.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
