your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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