the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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