i permit you to call me
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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