You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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