hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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