Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize
