Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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