She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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