Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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