OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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