If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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