so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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