Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
