I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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