hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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