Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Someone came in the potted fern
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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