he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Randomize
