We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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