The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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