On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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