The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I love you. Go after that dick
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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