I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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