You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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