new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She's the barista slut.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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