I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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