My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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