my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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