im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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