What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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