well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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