I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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