I skipped work to stalk him.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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