it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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