he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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