Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
too bad you live with your parents still
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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