Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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