It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Found your dick twin last night
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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