He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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