I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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