Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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