The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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