He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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