Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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