also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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