Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
ok first of all what the fuck
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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