what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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