Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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