I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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