i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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