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new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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