hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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