I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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