Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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