I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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